On the Lighter Side
This page provides a mixture of quotes, stories, anecdotes, lists, definitions of terms, and questions and answers, some humorous, that help to make points relevant to risk and safety.
New items are added regularly so check back periodically.
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
- J. R. R. Tolkien
Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.
- Arnold Bennett
The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.
- Albert Einstein
First employee: "I failed my safety training test today".
Second employee: "Why was that?"
First employee: "Well, the question was: In case of fire, what steps would you take? Apparently, the answer is not, 'Very large ones'!"
Human Factors in Processes
Before starting a process hazard analysis (PHA), the team conducted a walk-through of the process. One team member was barely five foot tall. Another team member noticed that the pull chain for an emergency shower was at least seven feet above grade and could not be reached by the short engineer. It had probably been that way for years but most of the people working at the facility were tall enough to reach it and noone ever noticed the deficiency.
Has a review been conducted for your facility to ensure that its design accommodates all people who may be present considering the possible range of anthropometrics and abilities?
Past performance is no guarantee of future success. Operation of a facility for many years without a major incident does not prove the facility has a tolerable risk.
If you think safety is expensive, try an accident
- Trevor Kletz
Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
- William Shakespeare
Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory for them.
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz